Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 125th Edition

last SG · 2009-08-23T11:22:38+00:00

life here in thailand is so boring....im dying trying to keep myself awake..HELP...enjoy yourself while you can ..... your time in servitude should be ending...

av98m SG

Fatum, go read this

http://sgforums.com/forums/1710/topics/372906

has the man gone totally insane?

sbst275 SG

war.. maybe go take 133 one of these days

sbst275 SG

#include <stdio.h>

int main()

{

int i;

printf("The compiler that I'm using sucks! / n");

printf("I can't seem to execute the simple test program that I wrote! / n");

printf("It was working fine last night! / n ");

for(i = 0; i < 1000; i++)

printf("Shoot the bugger who came up with this dumb compiler! / n ");

return 0;

}

wat the?

Fatum SG

#include <stdio.h>

int main()

{

int i;

printf("The compiler that I'm using sucks! / n");

printf("I can't seem to execute the simple test program that I wrote! / n");

printf("It was working fine last night! / n ");

for(i = 0; i < 1000; i++)

printf("Shoot the bugger who came up with this dumb compiler! / n ");

return 0;

}

which flavour of c compilers are you using ? .... I swear by gcc .....

sbst275 SG

has the man gone totally insane?

has gone insane le

the prev time he opened his mouth he said M'sian chinese are the real king in M'sia

fudgester SG

oh yah..that day i decide to take bus to amk to take bus to work.

wah lao..that 133 bus driver, like to whistle non stop...and loud somemore... plus, he like to jam on his brake last min when the bus is about 2 metre from the vehicle in front.

all passengers nearly fall when he approach every bus stop..

i have to grab the seat for my life...

nearly puke out my breakfast.!!

then switch to bus 138.. i was last one to alight the bus when reach my place. the young lady in front of me, kept tapping her card, which it din read well and i waited patiently behind her..

Finally she is done, she got down, my turn to tap card...and my card went "di" means oki,... before i could take a step forward to step out, THE DOOR CLOSE ON ME...! i turn around and look ad the bus driver, the grumbly driver show me a kind of face, and open the door.

HELLO, I WAS STANDING THERE ALL THE TIME, and the bus is nearly empty!!!!!

Reminds me of the time I was going to Bedok Camp.... I took a bus all the way to the East Coast Terminal (which is right next to the camp)....

The uncle thought that the bus was completely empty, and so he shut down the ezlink machines a long way from the terminal.... unfortunately, he didn't realise that I was actually still on the bus.

Then as the bus was pulling into the terminal, and I walked to the exit, he was shocked to see that there was still someone on the bus.... he sheepishly admitted that he had already shut off the ezlink machines.

Basket. I got charged full fare for nothing. Stupid bus uncle.

fudgester SG

which flavour of c compilers are you using ? .... I swear by gcc .....

lcc-win32.

Okay, I'll try to download gcc later.... still kinda riled up by this #&$$# compiler....

Kuali Baba SG

has the man gone totally insane?

To be fair to him, the headline isn't correct. He seems to suggest that there should be editions in Malay. However. is it viable for the newspaper publishes to do so? And who knows whether both editions will publish the articles with the same meanings?

sbst275 SG

Reminds me of the time I was going to Bedok Camp.... I took a bus all the way to the East Coast Terminal (which is right next to the camp)....

The uncle thought that the bus was completely empty, and so he shut down the ezlink machines a long way from the terminal.... unfortunately, he didn't realise that I was actually still on the bus.

Basket. I got charged full fare for nothing. Stupid bus uncle.

Bus 43/ 48?

Not full fare exactly, it's based on the maximum fare to the terminal from your boarding point

fudgester SG

Bus 43/ 48?

Not full fare exactly, it's based on the maximum fare to the terminal from your boarding point

13....

At that time, while I was based at Bedok Camp, 13 was the only service at the terminal. Very few people used the terminal then.

Speaking of which, once I was returning home from camp..... I waited for no. 13 again at the terminal. I was the only passenger there.

The bus uncle just boarded the bus and drove off without stopping at the passenger pick-up point first. I suppose he thought there were no passengers there.

I friggin' chased the bus to the exit junction and hollered at the driver to let me on board. He was shocked to see me, and opened the door for me. Once I was aboard, I blasted him to pieces.... after all, from my observations, it was clear that he didn't even bother to check if there was anyone at the terminal who wanted to board the bus....

sbst275 SG

13....

At that time, while I was based at Bedok Camp, 13 was the only service at the terminal. Very few people used the terminal then.

Speaking of which, once I was returning home from camp..... I waited for no. 13 again at the terminal. I was the only passenger there.

The bus uncle just boarded the bus and drove off without stopping at the passenger pick-up point first. I suppose he thought there were no passengers there.

tat was long time ago

didn't know abt level of std at this terminal

Kuali Baba SG

This cane in the email...it's rather pointless, isn't it? Either way you get dead sharks, so hunting for sharks should cease altogether.

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The debaters include Dr Giam Choo Hoo, Regional Representative for Asia (Alternate) for CITES Animals Committee, and Louis Ng, Executive Director of ACRES. This debate and public forum will be chaired by Dr Shawn Lum, President of Nature Society (Singapore), and is open to the public and media.

Date:
Friday 28th August 2009
Time:
7.30pm - 10.00pm
Venue:
Training Room P303, Spring Singapore
2 Bukit Merah Central, Singapore 159835
Admission: Free

av98m SG

please lah. its like me asking for an english or malay version of the lianhe zaobao. for fuck?

fudgester SG

Shark's fin is literally tasteless....

The only reason why people eat it is the snob factor.

If I have to kill sharks to show that I'm a snob, then I think I really ought to rethink my life.

Kuali Baba SG

please lah. its like me asking for an english or malaly version of the lianhe zaobao. for fuck?

I wouldn't buy if even if it was available. The evening papers look just as bad as TNP.

av98m SG

I wouldn't buy if even if it was available. The evening papers look just as bad as TNP.

the fact that they devote space to sgforums articles is deterrent enough

Fatum SG

lcc-win32.

Okay, I'll try to download gcc later.... still kinda riled up by this #&$$# compiler....

win32 eh ....

forgot to tell you, gcc is for *ix environments ... you'd have to load up cygwin to port it over to a windows system.

sbst275 SG

I wouldn't buy if even if it was available. The evening papers look just as bad as TNP.

cos Zaobao is meant for current affair based news than e evening paper

But then again, like tat EWL rosak 2 weeks ago, it only appeared in e evening papers.. PAP Times didn't even report abt it

av98m SG

This cane in the email...it's rather pointless, isn't it? Either way you get dead sharks, so hunting for sharks should cease altogether.

which is not going to happen.

Kuali Baba SG

cos Zaobao is meant for current affair based news than e evening paper

But then again, like tat EWL rosak 2 weeks ago, it only appeared in e evening papers.. PAP Times didn't even report abt it

lt's part of SPH's list of publications too right?

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